WHY SO SERIOUS SIR
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Enjoy the film. I'm so sorry, sir. You have to finish those out here,
you can't bring them in. Why not? Because those are the rules. It's my breakfast. I know, but you've got a couple of minutes
befor...
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Mr. Royalton:
So. I can see you've been giving some serious thought to this thing.
Speed:
[pause]
I have. Yes, sir.
Mr. Royalton:
Good. That means you understand we're talking about not just your fu...
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I told you, Marta. Do you detect slightdifferences in the shells? Why am I here? To teach me this trick. I am quite serious. | I told you Marta Do you detect slight differences in the shells Why am I...
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Police Sergeant:
Knox, Dooley, got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island. Check it out.
Dooley:
A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.
Knox:
Sarg, can't you...
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Captain, he said he had some info. You guys have Halo 2.I didn't even think that was out yet. Focus. Turn the music off! Mississip-- Yeah, Captain. You know them convicts? They're starting to getsome...
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Frank Alexander:
[hears knocking on the door]
Who on Earth could that be?
Julian:
I'll see who it is.
[goes to the front door]
Julian:
Yes, what is it?
Alex:
[barely audible]
Help... please... hel...
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Kaffee:
Commander, you testified that it takes lactic acidosis twenty to thirty minutes before it becomes lethal.
Dr. Stone:
Yes.
Kaffee:
Let me ask you, is it possible for a person to have an affli...
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Good morning, Mr. Shaw.You are lookinglean and mean today. This is whyI love you, Lester. You're the bestliar in New York. Morning, Mr. Shaw. Hiya. Everything is setfor your dinner party. I'm sending...
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Oh, okay. Tell me what happenedup there, sir. Was she complainingof chest pain or nausea? No, no, nothing.She just passed out. Is she on any medications? Uh, yeah, uh, some kind ofthyroid medication,...
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Yes? Banks here. Mr Dawes... I'm dreadfully sorryabout what happened today. I can assure you that... Tonight, sir? Yes. We'll expect you at 9:00 precisely. Without fail. Why, yes, Banks. It's...
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Welcome, sir.What can I get you? You know what,I'll have a martini. Yes, sir. A martini?Yeah. Why not? That'll go greatwith the bubble gum. You should actually putthe gum in the martini. You'd havea...
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Jane Eyre:
Sir, I need to have a leave of absence for a week or two, to see a sick lady who's asked for me.
Edward Fairfax Rochester:
What sick lady?
Jane Eyre:
Her name is Reed. She's my uncle's wi...
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a woman with curlers on her head is wearing a white dress.
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[Hoover is at a Senate Appropriation Committee hearing]
Senator Kenneth McKellar:
Why do we need this?
J. Edgar Hoover:
Because criminals flee in fast automobiles across state lines, thereby defeati...
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Judy Hopps:
[driving up next to Nick pushing a stroller]
Hi! Hello? It's me again.
Nick Wilde:
Hey, it's Officer Toot-toot!
Judy Hopps:
[sarcastically]
Ha-ha-ho, no. Actually, It's Officer Hopps and...
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Interviewer:
Samantha Carter?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Yes.
Interviewer:
It's common knowledge that 4 years ago, a computer failure forced the space shuttle Intrepid's main engines to shut down bef...
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[first lines]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:
If we look at the base of a brain, which has just been removed from the skull, there's very little of the mid-brain that we can actually see. Yet, as I demon...
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I like to stick 'em all in a rowon my control console. | I like to stick 'em all in a row on my control console I can't tell if you're joking or not He's being fully serious In that case I can show...
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Rick Grimes: [while sitting in their squad car, eating burgers and fries together] What's the difference between men and women?
Shane Walsh: This a joke?
Rick Grimes: No. Serious.
Shane Walsh: Never m...
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Officer Daniels:
[on phone]
Let me talk to Becky.
Van:
He wants to talk to you.
[hands over receiver]
Becky:
Hello?
Officer Daniels:
So, I want you to do me a favor. Look around at where you are. ...
Scene Description:
a man is talking on a phone in a dark room.
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Why are you in LA, Stan? His ex-wife lives out in Malibuwith her ten-year-old daughter. The new husband ownsBackdoor Films. It's a shady porn production houseout in Chatsworth. They have pretty...
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Seedy Guy in Park:
Hello, sir, how are you today?
Bill Foster:
I'm doing alright. How about you?
Seedy Guy in Park:
Me, I'm terrible.
Bill Foster:
Sorry to hear that.
Seedy Guy in Park:
Yeah, I ca...
Scene Description:
a group of people are gathered in a park, one of which has a sign on it that says no parking.
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エレン どういうことだ はい? なぜ今 許可もなくやった 答えろ エルド 待て 答えろよ エレン どういうつもりだ いいや そりゃあ後だ オレ達に いや 人類に敵意がないことを証明してくれ 証明してくれ 早く お前にはその責任がある その腕をピクリとでも動かしてみろ その瞬間 てめぇの首が飛ぶ できるぜ オレは 本当に 試してみるか オルオ 落ち着けと言っている 兵長 エレンから離れてください...